Toilets are Nasty

I was carrying my purse, a booklet and a box. I knew as soon as I put the box and booklet on top of the toilet paper roll holder that it wasn't going to end well. I tried really hard not to touch them, but I still bumped them. I felt them move and tried to push against them so they wouldn't fall into the toilet. They moved more so I threw my elbow back to hopefully deflect them from the toilet bowl. If they landed on the floor was still going to be disgusting in a public bathroom, but it's better than the toilet. The booklet hit the floor and the pen slid across the floor into the next stall and the box went into the toilet (my phone software upgrade came with a quick way to access the camera, so I had to take a picture): I have no idea how, but the box landed perfectly on the seat so it didn't fall in and wasn't even touching the water. WHEW!!!!! One centimeter farther back on the seat and it would have fallen in. GROSSSSSS.